UnCommander: Legal View on Gatherer Card Name: Forest Converted Mana Cost: 0 Types: Basic Land — Forest Rules Text: ({T}: Add {G}.) Color: Colorless Color Identity: {G} Watermark: None Border Type: Black-bordered This printing Illustrated by John Avon Printing: Unhinged UnCommander Rulings Note that the border of a card is determined by its original printing, therefore this card is black-bordered.
UnCommander: Legal View on Gatherer Card Name: Flaccify Mana Cost: {2}{U} Converted Mana Cost: 3 Types: Instant Rules Text: Counter target spell unless its controller pays {3}{½}. Color: Blue Color Identity: {U} Watermark: None Border Type: Silver-bordered This printing Illustrated by Tim Hildebrandt Printing: Unhinged
UnCommander: Banned View on Gatherer Card Name: First Come, First Served Mana Cost: {1}{W} Converted Mana Cost: 2 Types: Enchantment Rules Text: Each attacking or blocking creature with the lowest collector number among attacking or blocking creatures has first strike. Color: White Color Identity: {W} Watermark: None Border Type: Silver-bordered This printing Illustrated by Thomas Gianni Printing: Unhinged
UnCommander: Legal View on Gatherer Card Name: Fat Ass Mana Cost: {4}{G} Converted Mana Cost: 5 Types: Creature — Donkey Shaman Rules Text: You may have Fat Ass gain +2/+2 and trample or lose those instances of +2/+2 and trample any time you could cast an instant. (This doesn’t use the stack. You receive priority afterwards.) Power / Toughness: 2/3½ Color: Green Color Identity: {G} Watermark: None Border Type: Silver-bordered This printing Illustrated by Jeremy Jarvis Printing: Unhinged UnCommander Rulings Fat Ass's ability is…
UnCommander: Banned View on Gatherer Card Name: Fascist Art Director Mana Cost: {1}{W}{W} Converted Mana Cost: 3 Types: Creature — Human Horror Rules Text: {W}{W}: Fascist Art Director gains protection from the artist of your choice until end of turn. Power / Toughness: 2/2 Color: White Color Identity: {W} Watermark: None Border Type: Silver-bordered This printing Illustrated by Edward P. "Feed Me" Beard, Jr. Printing: Unhinged
UnCommander: Banned View on Gatherer Card Name: Farewell to Arms Mana Cost: {1}{B}{B} Converted Mana Cost: 3 Types: Enchantment Rules Text: As Farewell to Arms enters the battlefield, choose a hand attached to an opponent's arm. When the chosen hand isn't behind its owner's back, sacrifice Farewell to Arms. If you do, that player discards their hand . . . of cards. (The lawyers wouldn't let us do it the other way.) Color: Black Color Identity: {B} Watermark: None Border Type: Silver-bordered This printing…
UnCommander: Legal - use with caution View on Gatherer Card Name: Face to Face Mana Cost: {1}{R} Converted Mana Cost: 2 Types: Sorcery Rules Text: You and target opponent play a best two-out-of-three Rock, Paper, Scissors match. If you win, Face to Face deals 5 damage to that player. Color: Red Color Identity: {R} Watermark: None Border Type: Silver-bordered This printing Illustrated by Randy Gallegos Printing: Unhinged UnCommander Rulings If you are playing with this card, you must have a means to play rock-paper-scissors,…
UnCommander: Banned View on Gatherer Card Name: Eye to Eye Mana Cost: {2}{B} Converted Mana Cost: 3 Types: Instant Rules Text: You and target creature's controller have a staring contest. If you win, destroy that creature. Color: Black Color Identity: {B} Watermark: None Border Type: Silver-bordered This printing Illustrated by Michael Sutfin Printing: Unhinged
UnCommander: Banned View on Gatherer Card Name: Erase (Not the Urza's Legacy One) Mana Cost: {2}{W} Converted Mana Cost: 3 Types: Instant Rules Text: If you control two or more white permanents that share an artist, you may cast Erase (Not the Urza's Legacy One) without paying its mana cost. Exile target enchantment. Color: White Color Identity: {W} Watermark: None Border Type: Silver-bordered This printing Illustrated by Pete "Yes the Urza's Legacy One" Venters Printing: Unhinged
UnCommander: Legal - use with caution View on Gatherer Card Name: Enter the Dungeon Mana Cost: {B}{B} Converted Mana Cost: 2 Types: Sorcery Rules Text: Players play a Magic subgame under the table, starting at 5 life and using their libraries as their decks. The winner searches their library (in the resumed main game) for two cards, puts those cards into their hand, then shuffles their library. Color: Black Color Identity: {B} Watermark: None Border Type: Silver-bordered This printing Illustrated by Luca Zontini Printing:…
UnCommander: Legal View on Gatherer Card Name: Emcee Mana Cost: {2}{W} Converted Mana Cost: 3 Types: Creature — Human Rogue Rules Text: Whenever another creature enters the battlefield, you may put a +1/+1 counter on that creature. Power / Toughness: 0/1 Color: White Color Identity: {W} Watermark: None Border Type: Silver-bordered This printing Illustrated by Quinton Hoover Printing: Unhinged
UnCommander: Banned View on Gatherer Card Name: Elvish House Party Mana Cost: {4}{G}{G} Converted Mana Cost: 6 Types: Creature — Elf Rogue Rules Text: Elvish House Party's power and toughness are each equal to the current hour, using the twelve-hour system. Power / Toughness: */* Color: Green Color Identity: {G} Watermark: None Border Type: Silver-bordered This printing Illustrated by Thomas Manning Printing: Unhinged
UnCommander: Legal View on Gatherer Card Name: Dumb Ass Mana Cost: {2}{R} Converted Mana Cost: 3 Types: Creature — Donkey Barbarian Rules Text: At the beginning of your upkeep, flip a coin. If you lose the flip, target opponent chooses whether Dumb Ass attacks this turn. Power / Toughness: 3½/2 Color: Red Color Identity: {R} Watermark: None Border Type: Silver-bordered This printing Illustrated by Bradley Williams Printing: Unhinged UnCommander Rulings If for some reason Dumb Ass's ability triggers more than once in the same…
UnCommander: Banned View on Gatherer Card Name: Duh Mana Cost: {B} Converted Mana Cost: 1 Types: Instant Rules Text: Destroy target creature with reminder text. (Reminder text is any italicized text in parentheses that explains rules you already know.) Color: Black Color Identity: {B} Watermark: None Border Type: Silver-bordered This printing Illustrated by Dave Dorman Printing: Unhinged
UnCommander: Banned View on Gatherer Card Name: Drawn Together Mana Cost: {2}{W}{W} Converted Mana Cost: 4 Types: Enchantment Rules Text: As Drawn Together enters the battlefield, choose an artist.Creatures with art by the chosen artist get +2/+2. Color: White Color Identity: {W} Watermark: None Border Type: Silver-bordered This printing Illustrated by Pete "Fear Me" Venters Printing: Unhinged
UnCommander: Banned View on Gatherer Card Name: Double Header Mana Cost: {3}{U}{U} Converted Mana Cost: 5 Types: Creature — Drake Rules Text: Flying When Double Header enters the battlefield, you may return target permanent with a two-word name to its owner's hand. Power / Toughness: 2/3 Color: Blue Color Identity: {U} Watermark: None Border Type: Silver-bordered This printing Illustrated by Richard Sardinha Printing: Unhinged
UnCommander: Banned View on Gatherer Card Name: Deal Damage Mana Cost: {2}{R}{R} Converted Mana Cost: 4 Types: Instant Rules Text: Deal Damage deals 4 damage to any target. Gotcha — If an opponent says "deal" or "damage," you may say "Gotcha". When you do, return Deal Damage from your graveyard to your hand. Color: Red Color Identity: {R} Watermark: None Border Type: Silver-bordered This printing Illustrated by Scott M. Fischer Printing: Unhinged
UnCommander: Legal - use with caution View on Gatherer Card Name: Curse of the Fire Penguin Mana Cost: {4}{R}{R} Converted Mana Cost: 6 Types: Enchantment — Aura Rules Text: Enchant Creature If Curse of the Fire Penguin is attached to a creature, turn it upside down and put it on top of enchanted creature, covering that creature's supertypes, types, subtypes, rules text, power and toughness, and watermark (but not any color indicator). While those characteristics are covered by Curse of the Fire Penguin, treat…
UnCommander: Banned View on Gatherer Card Name: Creature Guy Mana Cost: {3}{G} Converted Mana Cost: 4 Types: Creature — Beast Rules Text: Gotcha — If an opponent says "creature" or "guy," you may say "Gotcha". When you do, return Creature Guy from your graveyard to your hand. Power / Toughness: 3/3 Color: Green Color Identity: {G} Watermark: None Border Type: Silver-bordered This printing Illustrated by Jeff Easley Printing: Unhinged
UnCommander: Banned View on Gatherer Card Name: Collector Protector Mana Cost: {3}{W}{W} Converted Mana Cost: 5 Types: Creature — Human Gamer Rules Text: {W}, Give an opponent a nonland card you own from outside the game: Prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt to you or Collector Protector this turn. Power / Toughness: 2/5 Color: White Color Identity: {W} Watermark: None Border Type: Silver-bordered This printing Illustrated by Christopher Rush Printing: Unhinged
UnCommander: Legal - use with caution View on Gatherer Card Name: City of Ass Converted Mana Cost: 0 Types: Land Rules Text: City of Ass enters the battlefield tapped.{T}: Add one and one-half mana of any one color. Color: Colorless Color Identity: {C} Watermark: None Border Type: Silver-bordered This printing Illustrated by John Avon Printing: Unhinged
UnCommander: Banned View on Gatherer Card Name: Circle of Protection: Art Mana Cost: {1}{W} Converted Mana Cost: 2 Types: Enchantment Rules Text: As Circle of Protection: Art enters the battlefield, choose an artist. {1}{W}: The next time a source of your choice with art by the chosen artist would deal damage to you this turn, prevent that damage. {1}{W}: Return Circle of Protection: Art to its owner's hand. Color: White Color Identity: {W} Watermark: None Border Type: Silver-bordered This printing Illustrated by Jim "Stop…
UnCommander: Banned View on Gatherer Card Name: Cheatyface Mana Cost: {U}{U}{U} Converted Mana Cost: 3 Types: Creature — Efreet Rules Text: If Cheatyface is in your hand, you may sneak Cheatyface onto the battlefield. If an opponent catches you right away, that player may exile Cheatyface. Flying Power / Toughness: 2/2 Color: Blue Color Identity: {U} Watermark: None Border Type: Silver-bordered This printing Illustrated by Doug Chaffee Printing: Unhinged
UnCommander: Legal View on Gatherer Card Name: Cheap Ass Mana Cost: {1}{W} Converted Mana Cost: 2 Types: Creature — Donkey Townsfolk Rules Text: Spells you cast cost {½} less to cast. Power / Toughness: 1/3½ Color: White Color Identity: {W} Watermark: None Border Type: Silver-bordered This printing Illustrated by Randy Gallegos Printing: Unhinged
UnCommander: Legal View on Gatherer Card Name: Carnivorous Death-Parrot Mana Cost: {1}{U} Converted Mana Cost: 2 Types: Creature — Bird Rules Text: Flying At the beginning of your upkeep, you may sacrifice Carnivorous Death-Parrot. Power / Toughness: 2/2 Color: Blue Color Identity: {U} Watermark: None Border Type: Silver-bordered This printing Illustrated by Tim Hildebrandt Printing: Unhinged
UnCommander: Banned View on Gatherer Card Name: Cardpecker Mana Cost: {1}{W} Converted Mana Cost: 2 Types: Creature — Bird Rules Text: Flying Gotcha — If an opponent touches the table with their hand, you may say "Gotcha" When you do, return Cardpecker from your graveyard to your hand. Power / Toughness: 1½/1 Color: White Color Identity: {W} Watermark: None Border Type: Silver-bordered This printing Illustrated by Richard Sardinha Printing: Unhinged
UnCommander: Banned View on Gatherer Card Name: Bursting Beebles Mana Cost: {2}{U} Converted Mana Cost: 3 Types: Creature — Beeble Rules Text: Bursting Beebles can't be blocked as long as defending player controls two or more nonland permanents that share an artist. Power / Toughness: 2/2 Color: Blue Color Identity: {U} Watermark: None Border Type: Silver-bordered This printing Illustrated by David "Beeblemania" Martin Printing: Unhinged
UnCommander: Banned View on Gatherer Card Name: Brushstroke Paintermage Mana Cost: {3}{U} Converted Mana Cost: 4 Types: Creature — Human Wizard Rules Text: {T}: Target permanent's artist becomes the artist of your choice until end of turn. Power / Toughness: 2/3 Color: Blue Color Identity: {U} Watermark: None Border Type: Silver-bordered This printing Illustrated by Ron "Don't You Dare Change Me" Spears Printing: Unhinged
UnCommander: Banned View on Gatherer Card Name: Bosom Buddy Mana Cost: {3}{W} Converted Mana Cost: 4 Types: Creature — Elephant Townsfolk Rules Text: Whenever you cast a spell, you may gain ½ life for each word in that spell's name. Power / Toughness: 1/4 Color: White Color Identity: {W} Watermark: None Border Type: Silver-bordered This printing Illustrated by Dan Scott Printing: Unhinged
UnCommander: Legal - use with caution View on Gatherer Card Name: Booster Tutor Mana Cost: {B} Converted Mana Cost: 1 Types: Instant Rules Text: Open a sealed Magic booster pack you own from outside the game, reveal the cards, and put one of those cards into your hand. (Remove that card from your deck before beginning a new game. Do not remove it from your deck while restarting the game.) Color: Black Color Identity: {B} Watermark: None Border Type: Silver-bordered This printing Illustrated by…
UnCommander: Banned View on Gatherer Card Name: Bloodletter Mana Cost: {2}{B} Converted Mana Cost: 3 Types: Creature — Zombie Rules Text: When the names of three or more nonland permanents begin with the same letter, sacrifice Bloodletter. If you do, it deals 2 damage to each creature and each player. Power / Toughness: 2/3 Color: Black Color Identity: {B} Watermark: None Border Type: Silver-bordered This printing Illustrated by Daren Bader Printing: Unhinged
UnCommander: Legal View on Gatherer Card Name: Blast from the Past Mana Cost: {2}{R} Converted Mana Cost: 3 Types: Instant Rules Text: Madness {R} (If you discard this card, discard it into exile. When you do, cast it for its madness cost or put it into your graveyard.)Cycling {1}{R} ({1}{R}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)Kicker {2}{R} (You may pay an additional {2}{R} as you cast this spell.)Flashback {3}{R} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)Buyback…
UnCommander: Legal View on Gatherer Card Name: Bad Ass Mana Cost: {2}{B}{B} Converted Mana Cost: 4 Types: Creature — Donkey Zombie Rules Text: {1}{B}: Regenerate Bad Ass. Power / Toughness: 3½/1 Color: Black Color Identity: {B} Watermark: None Border Type: Silver-bordered This printing Illustrated by Thomas M. Baxa Printing: Unhinged
UnCommander: Legal - use with caution View on Gatherer Card Name: B-I-N-G-O Mana Cost: {1}{G} Converted Mana Cost: 2 Types: Creature — Dog Rules Text: Trample Whenever a player casts a spell, if that spell's mana cost is 0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7 or 8, put a chip counter on B-I-N-G-O with a number attribute equal to that spell's mana cost. B-I-N-G-O gets +9/+9 for each of the following combinations of number attributes among its chip counters— "1", "4" and "7" "8", "5" and "3" "2", "0" and…
UnCommander: Legal - use with caution View on Gatherer Card Name: AWOL Mana Cost: {2}{W} Converted Mana Cost: 3 Types: Instant Rules Text: Exile target attacking creature. Then, if it is in exile, put it outside the game. Color: White Color Identity: {W} Watermark: None Border Type: Silver-bordered This printing Illustrated by Stephen Tappin Printing: Unhinged UnCommander Rulings If AWOL resolves targeting a commander, the Commander's owner usually cannot return it to their command zone. The replacement effect that allows players to return their…
UnCommander: Banned View on Gatherer Card Name: Avatar of Me Mana Cost: {2}{U}{U} Converted Mana Cost: 4 Types: Creature — Avatar Rules Text: This spell costs {1} more to cast for each ten years you've been alive. Avatar of Me's power is equal to your height in feet and its toughness is equal to your American shoe size. Round to the nearest ½. Avatar of Me is the color of your eyes. Power / Toughness: */* Color: Blue Color Identity: {U} Watermark: None Border…
UnCommander: Legal View on Gatherer Card Name: Atinlay Igpay Mana Cost: {5}{W} Converted Mana Cost: 6 Types: Creature — Boar Rules Text: Double Strike Whenever you decide, you may sacrifice Atinlay Igpay. (This is a triggered ability.) Power / Toughness: 3/3 Color: White Color Identity: {W} Watermark: None Border Type: Silver-bordered This printing Illustrated by Evkay AlkerwayPrinting: Unglued Commentary The card has been given UnCommander errata to change the “Igpay” or Pig creature type to Boar. Boar better fits its tribal identity, allowing for…
UnCommander: Legal View on Gatherer Card Name: Assquatch Mana Cost: {4}{R} Converted Mana Cost: 5 Types: Creature — Donkey Rules Text: All other Donkeys get +1½/+1½. Whenever another Donkey enters the battlefield, untap target creature and gain control of it until end of turn. That creature gains haste until end of turn. Power / Toughness: 3½/3½ Color: Red Color Identity: {R} Watermark: None Border Type: Silver-bordered This printing Illustrated by Jeremy Jarvis Printing: Unhinged
UnCommander: Legal - use with caution View on Gatherer Card Name: Ass Whuppin' Mana Cost: {1}{W}{B} Converted Mana Cost: 3 Types: Sorcery Rules Text: Destroy target silver-bordered permanent. Color: White, Black Color Identity: {W}{B} Watermark: None Border Type: Silver-bordered This printing Illustrated by Don Hazeltine Printing: Unhinged UnCommander Rulings Nothing in a an UnCommander format can mechanically affect anything outside of that game.
UnCommander: Banned View on Gatherer Card Name: Artful Looter Mana Cost: {2}{U} Converted Mana Cost: 3 Types: Creature — Human Wizard Rules Text: {T}: Draw a card, then discard a card.Whenever a permanent that shares an artist with another permanent you control enters the battlefield, untap Artful Looter. Power / Toughness: 1/2 Color: Blue Color Identity: {U} Watermark: None Border Type: Silver-bordered This printing Illustrated by Heather "Erica Gassalasca-Jape" Hudson Printing: Unhinged
UnCommander: Legal - use with caution View on Gatherer Card Name: Ambiguity Mana Cost: {2}{U}{U} Converted Mana Cost: 4 Types: Enchantment Rules Text: Whenever a player either — Casts a spell that would counter a spell which was cast, (most copied spells are not cast), Casts a spell that, as it resolves, would become a permanent that enters the battlefield with counters on it, — That player may choose one— • When a spell is next cast, counter that spell. • That player chooses…
UnCommander: Banned View on Gatherer Card Name: Aesthetic Consultation Mana Cost: {B} Converted Mana Cost: 1 Types: Instant Rules Text: Choose an artist. Exile the top six cards of your library, then reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a card with art by the chosen artist. Put that card in your hand and exile all other cards revealed this way. Color: Black Color Identity: {B} Watermark: None Border Type: Silver-bordered This printing Illustrated by David "Help Me" Martin Printing:…
UnCommander: Legal - use with caution View on Gatherer Card Name: "Ach! Hans, Run!" Mana Cost: {2}{R}{R}{G}{G} Converted Mana Cost: 6 Types: Enchantment Rules Text: At the beginning of your upkeep, you may name a creature card. If you do, search your library for a card with that name, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library. That creature gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step. Color: Red, Green Color Identity: {R}{G} Watermark: None Border Type: Silver-bordered This…
UnCommander: Legal View on Gatherer Card Name: _____ Mana Cost: {1}{U} Converted Mana Cost: 2 Types: Creature — Shapeshifter Rules Text: {1}: This card's name becomes the card name of your choice. Activate this ability from any zone as long as "_____" is not hidden or phased out. (This creature card is hidden if it is in a library and not revealed, in a hand and not revealed, on the battlefield and face-down, or exiled face down.) Power / Toughness: 1/1 Color: Blue Color…
UnCommander: Banned View on Gatherer Card Name: Censorship Mana Cost: {U} Converted Mana Cost: 1 Types: Enchantment Rules Text: As Censorship enters the battlefield, choose a word. Whenever a player says the chosen word, Censorship deals 2 damage to that player. Color: Blue Color Identity: {U} Watermark: None Border Type: Silver-bordered This printing Illustrated by CENSORED Printing: Unglued
UnOrthodox Supplement: Legal Card Name: Urza's Lawn Ornament Mana Cost: {6} Converted Mana Cost: 6 Types: Artifact Rules Text: {4}, {T}: Destroy target land. Color: Colorless Color Identity: {C} Watermark: None Border Type: White-bordered This printing Illustrated by Cindy VanousPrinting: Employee card Original Text Urza’s Lawn Ornament{6}Artifact{4},{T}: Destroy any land of your choice.Urza’s researches finally led him to create a lawn ornament so tacky that its merest presence on a piece of property would cause even the mildest homeowners association to evict the offending…
UnOrthodox supplement: Legal Card Name: Painful Hedgehogs Mana Cost: {G} Converted Mana Cost: 1 Types: Creature — Beast Rules Text: First Strike Power / Toughness: 1/1 Color: Green Color Identity: {G} Watermark: None Border Type: White-bordered This printing Illustrated by Cindy VanousPrinting: Employee card Original Text Painful Hedgehogs {G} Summon Hedgehogs First Strike 1/1 It is a well-known fact that if you smack a hedgehog, you will feel it before he does. Cindy V
UnOrthodox supplement: Legal Card Name: Mishra's Buick Mana Cost: {7} Converted Mana Cost: 7 Types: Artifact Rules Text: {7}, Sacrifice Mishra's Buick and another creature: Mishra's Buick deals 7 damage to any target. Color: Colorless Color Identity: {C} Watermark: None Border Type: White-bordered This printing Illustrated by Cindy VanousPrinting: Employee card Original Text Mishra’s Buick{7}Artifact{7}: Sacrifice one of your creatures and Mishra’s Buick to do 7 points of damage to any target. Honk if you regenerate.Cindy V Commentary Musings “This makes Aladdin’s Ring look…
UnOrthodox supplement: Legal Card Name: Forest Gump Mana Cost: {2}{G}{G} Converted Mana Cost: 4 Types: Creature — Human Rules Text: {G}{G}: Mill a card. Forest Gump gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the milled card's converted mana cost. Power / Toughness: 0/1 Color: Green Color Identity: {G} Watermark: None Border Type: Black-bordered This printing Illustrated by John MiscPrinting: Employee card Original Text Forest Gump{2}{G}{G}Summon Gump{G}{G}: Take top card from your library and put it in your graveyard. Gump gains + */*…
UnOrthodox supplement: Legal Card Name: Insecticide Mana Cost: {2}{B}{B} Converted Mana Cost: 4 Types: Sorcery Rules Text: Destroy all insects, spiders, and faeries. Color: Black Color Identity: {B} Watermark: None Border Type: Black-bordered This printing Illustrated by Corey Macourek Printing: Fantasy card - Duelist #11 Original Text Insecticide {2}{B}{B} Sorcery Destroy all insects, spiders, and faeries. “Well, I did believe in faeries.” Illus. Corey Macourek © 1997 Wizards of the Coast, Inc.