Employee Cards

UnOrthodox supplement: Legal Card Name: Forest Gump Mana Cost: {2}{G}{G} Converted Mana Cost: 4 Types: Creature — Human Rules Text: {G}{G}: Mill a card. Forest Gump gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the milled card's converted mana cost. Power / Toughness: 0/1 Color: Green Color Identity: {G} Watermark: None Border Type: Black-bordered This printing Illustrated by John MiscPrinting: Employee card Original Text Forest Gump{2}{G}{G}Summon Gump{G}{G}: Take top card from your library and put it in your graveyard. Gump gains + */*…

UnOrthodox supplement: Legal Card Name: Mishra's Buick Mana Cost: {7} Converted Mana Cost: 7 Types: Artifact Rules Text: {7}, Sacrifice Mishra's Buick and another creature: Mishra's Buick deals 7 damage to any target. Color: Colorless Color Identity: {C} Watermark: None Border Type: White-bordered This printing Illustrated by Cindy VanousPrinting: Employee card Original Text Mishra’s Buick{7}Artifact{7}: Sacrifice one of your creatures and Mishra’s Buick to do 7 points of damage to any target. Honk if you regenerate.Cindy V Commentary Musings “This makes Aladdin’s Ring look…

UnOrthodox supplement: Legal Card Name: Painful Hedgehogs Mana Cost: {G} Converted Mana Cost: 1 Types: Creature — Beast Rules Text: First Strike Power / Toughness: 1/1 Color: Green Color Identity: {G} Watermark: None Border Type: White-bordered This printing Illustrated by Cindy VanousPrinting: Employee card Original Text Painful Hedgehogs {G} Summon Hedgehogs First Strike 1/1 It is a well-known fact that if you smack a hedgehog, you will feel it before he does. Cindy V

UnOrthodox Supplement: Legal Card Name: Urza's Lawn Ornament Mana Cost: {6} Converted Mana Cost: 6 Types: Artifact Rules Text: {4}, {T}: Destroy target land. Color: Colorless Color Identity: {C} Watermark: None Border Type: White-bordered This printing Illustrated by Cindy VanousPrinting: Employee card Original Text Urza’s Lawn Ornament{6}Artifact{4},{T}: Destroy any land of your choice.Urza’s researches finally led him to create a lawn ornament so tacky that its merest presence on a piece of property would cause even the mildest homeowners association to evict the offending…