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UnCommander: Legal View on Gatherer Card Name: _____ Mana Cost: {1}{U} Converted Mana Cost: 2 Types: Creature — Shapeshifter Rules Text: {1}: This card's name becomes the card name of your choice. Activate this ability from any zone as long as "_____" is not hidden or phased out. (This creature card is hidden if it is in a library and not revealed, in a hand and not revealed, on the battlefield and face-down, or exiled face down.) Power / Toughness: 1/1 Color: Blue Color…

“Ach! Hans, Run!”

UnCommander: Legal - use with caution View on Gatherer Card Name: "Ach! Hans, Run!" Mana Cost: {2}{R}{R}{G}{G} Converted Mana Cost: 6 Types: Enchantment Rules Text: At the beginning of your upkeep, you may name a creature card. If you do, search your library for a card with that name, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library. That creature gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step. Color: Red, Green Color Identity: {R}{G} Watermark: None Border Type: Silver-bordered This…

Ambiguity

UnCommander: Legal - use with caution View on Gatherer Card Name: Ambiguity Mana Cost: {2}{U}{U} Converted Mana Cost: 4 Types: Enchantment Rules Text: Whenever a player either — Casts a spell that would counter a spell which was cast, (most copied spells are not cast), Casts a spell that, as it resolves, would become a permanent that enters the battlefield with counters on it, — That player may choose one— • When a spell is next cast, counter that spell. • That player chooses…

Ass Whuppin’

UnCommander: Legal - use with caution View on Gatherer Card Name: Ass Whuppin' Mana Cost: {1}{W}{B} Converted Mana Cost: 3 Types: Sorcery Rules Text: Destroy target silver-bordered permanent. Color: White, Black Color Identity: {W}{B} Watermark: None Border Type: Silver-bordered This printing Illustrated by Don Hazeltine Printing: Unhinged UnCommander Rulings Nothing in a an UnCommander format can mechanically affect anything outside of that game.

Assquatch

UnCommander: Legal View on Gatherer Card Name: Assquatch Mana Cost: {4}{R} Converted Mana Cost: 5 Types: Creature — Donkey Rules Text: All other Donkeys get +1½/+1½. Whenever another Donkey enters the battlefield, untap target creature and gain control of it until end of turn. That creature gains haste until end of turn. Power / Toughness: 3½/3½ Color: Red Color Identity: {R} Watermark: None Border Type: Silver-bordered This printing Illustrated by Jeremy Jarvis Printing: Unhinged

B-I-N-G-O

UnCommander: Legal - use with caution View on Gatherer Card Name: B-I-N-G-O Mana Cost: {1}{G} Converted Mana Cost: 2 Types: Creature — Dog Rules Text: Trample Whenever a player casts a spell, if that spell's mana cost is 0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7 or 8, put a chip counter on B-I-N-G-O with a number attribute equal to that spell's mana cost. B-I-N-G-O gets +9/+9 for each of the following combinations of number attributes among its chip counters— "1", "4" and "7" "8", "5" and "3" "2", "0" and…

Bad Ass

UnCommander: Legal View on Gatherer Card Name: Bad Ass Mana Cost: {2}{B}{B} Converted Mana Cost: 4 Types: Creature — Donkey Zombie Rules Text: {1}{B}: Regenerate Bad Ass. Power / Toughness: 3½/1 Color: Black Color Identity: {B} Watermark: None Border Type: Silver-bordered This printing Illustrated by Thomas M. Baxa Printing: Unhinged

Blast from the Past

UnCommander: Legal View on Gatherer Card Name: Blast from the Past Mana Cost: {2}{R} Converted Mana Cost: 3 Types: Instant Rules Text: Madness {R} (If you discard this card, discard it into exile. When you do, cast it for its madness cost or put it into your graveyard.)Cycling {1}{R} ({1}{R}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)Kicker {2}{R} (You may pay an additional {2}{R} as you cast this spell.)Flashback {3}{R} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)Buyback…

Booster Tutor

UnCommander: Legal - use with caution View on Gatherer Card Name: Booster Tutor Mana Cost: {B} Converted Mana Cost: 1 Types: Instant Rules Text: Open a sealed Magic booster pack you own from outside the game, reveal the cards, and put one of those cards into your hand. (Remove that card from your deck before beginning a new game. Do not remove it from your deck while restarting the game.) Color: Black Color Identity: {B} Watermark: None Border Type: Silver-bordered This printing Illustrated by…

Carnivorous Death-Parrot

UnCommander: Legal View on Gatherer Card Name: Carnivorous Death-Parrot Mana Cost: {1}{U} Converted Mana Cost: 2 Types: Creature — Bird Rules Text: Flying At the beginning of your upkeep, you may sacrifice Carnivorous Death-Parrot. Power / Toughness: 2/2 Color: Blue Color Identity: {U} Watermark: None Border Type: Silver-bordered This printing Illustrated by Tim Hildebrandt Printing: Unhinged

Cheap Ass

UnCommander: Legal View on Gatherer Card Name: Cheap Ass Mana Cost: {1}{W} Converted Mana Cost: 2 Types: Creature — Donkey Townsfolk Rules Text: Spells you cast cost {½} less to cast. Power / Toughness: 1/3½ Color: White Color Identity: {W} Watermark: None Border Type: Silver-bordered This printing Illustrated by Randy Gallegos Printing: Unhinged

City of Ass

UnCommander: Legal - use with caution View on Gatherer Card Name: City of Ass Converted Mana Cost: 0 Types: Land Rules Text: City of Ass enters the battlefield tapped.{T}: Add one and one-half mana of any one color. Color: Colorless Color Identity: {C} Watermark: None Border Type: Silver-bordered This printing Illustrated by John Avon Printing: Unhinged

Curse of the Fire Penguin

UnCommander: Legal - use with caution View on Gatherer Card Name: Curse of the Fire Penguin Mana Cost: {4}{R}{R} Converted Mana Cost: 6 Types: Enchantment — Aura Rules Text: Enchant Creature If Curse of the Fire Penguin is attached to a creature, turn it upside down and put it on top of enchanted creature, covering that creature's supertypes, types, subtypes, rules text, power and toughness, and watermark (but not any color indicator). While those characteristics are covered by Curse of the Fire Penguin, treat…

Dumb Ass

UnCommander: Legal View on Gatherer Card Name: Dumb Ass Mana Cost: {2}{R} Converted Mana Cost: 3 Types: Creature — Donkey Barbarian Rules Text: At the beginning of your upkeep, flip a coin. If you lose the flip, target opponent chooses whether Dumb Ass attacks this turn. Power / Toughness: 3½/2 Color: Red Color Identity: {R} Watermark: None Border Type: Silver-bordered This printing Illustrated by Bradley Williams Printing: Unhinged UnCommander Rulings If for some reason Dumb Ass's ability triggers more than once in the same…

Emcee

UnCommander: Legal View on Gatherer Card Name: Emcee Mana Cost: {2}{W} Converted Mana Cost: 3 Types: Creature — Human Rogue Rules Text: Whenever another creature enters the battlefield, you may put a +1/+1 counter on that creature. Power / Toughness: 0/1 Color: White Color Identity: {W} Watermark: None Border Type: Silver-bordered This printing Illustrated by Quinton Hoover Printing: Unhinged

Enter the Dungeon

UnCommander: Legal - use with caution View on Gatherer Card Name: Enter the Dungeon Mana Cost: {B}{B} Converted Mana Cost: 2 Types: Sorcery Rules Text: Players play a Magic subgame under the table, starting at 5 life and using their libraries as their decks. The winner searches their library (in the resumed main game) for two cards, puts those cards into their hand, then shuffles their library. Color: Black Color Identity: {B} Watermark: None Border Type: Silver-bordered This printing Illustrated by Luca Zontini Printing:…

Face to Face

UnCommander: Legal - use with caution View on Gatherer Card Name: Face to Face Mana Cost: {1}{R} Converted Mana Cost: 2 Types: Sorcery Rules Text: You and target opponent play a best two-out-of-three Rock, Paper, Scissors match. If you win, Face to Face deals 5 damage to that player. Color: Red Color Identity: {R} Watermark: None Border Type: Silver-bordered This printing Illustrated by Randy Gallegos Printing: Unhinged UnCommander Rulings If you are playing with this card, you must have a means to play rock-paper-scissors,…

Flaccify

UnCommander: Legal View on Gatherer Card Name: Flaccify Mana Cost: {2}{U} Converted Mana Cost: 3 Types: Instant Rules Text: Counter target spell unless its controller pays {3}{½}. Color: Blue Color Identity: {U} Watermark: None Border Type: Silver-bordered This printing Illustrated by Tim Hildebrandt Printing: Unhinged

Forest (Unhinged)

UnCommander: Legal View on Gatherer Card Name: Forest Converted Mana Cost: 0 Types: Basic Land — Forest Rules Text: ({T}: Add {G}.) Color: Colorless Color Identity: {G} Watermark: None Border Type: Black-bordered This printing Illustrated by John Avon Printing: Unhinged UnCommander Rulings Note that the border of a card is determined by its original printing, therefore this card is black-bordered.

Form of the Squirrel

UnCommander: Legal View on Gatherer Card Name: Form of the Squirrel Mana Cost: {G} Converted Mana Cost: 1 Types: Enchantment Rules Text: As Form of the Squirrel enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token. You lose the game when that creature leaves the battlefield. Creatures can't attack you. You have shroud. You can't cast spells. Color: Green Color Identity: {G} Watermark: None Border Type: Silver-bordered This printing Illustrated by Carl Critchlow Printing: Unhinged UnCommander Rulings The player that loses the game…

Fraction Jackson

UnCommander: Legal View on Gatherer Card Name: Fraction Jackson Mana Cost: {2}{G} Converted Mana Cost: 3 Types: Creature — Human Hero Rules Text: {G}, {T}: Return target card with a ½ in its full text from your graveyard to your hand. (This includes ½ appearing in mana symbols.) Power / Toughness: 1/1½ Color: Green Color Identity: {G} Watermark: None Border Type: Silver-bordered This printing Illustrated by Mark Poole Printing: Unhinged UnCommander Rulings "½" Refers to the character appearing anywhere within the card's full text,…

Frankie Peanuts

UnCommander: Legal - use with caution View on Gatherer Card Name: Frankie Peanuts Mana Cost: {2}{W}{W} Converted Mana Cost: 4 Types: Legendary Creature — Elephant Rogue Rules Text: At the beginning of your upkeep, you may ask target player a yes-or-no question. If you do, that player must answer the question truthfully and abides by that answer if able until end of turn. Power / Toughness: 2/3 Color: White Color Identity: {W} Watermark: None Border Type: Silver-bordered This printing Illustrated by Thomas M. Baxa…