Chicken à la King

UnCommander: Legal View on Gatherer Card Name: Chicken à la King Mana Cost: {1}{U}{U} Converted Mana Cost: 3 Types: Creature — Bird Noble Rules Text: Whenever six-sided die generates a result of 6, put a +1/+1 counter on each Bird. (You may roll dice only when instructed to.) Tap an untapped Bird you control: Roll a six-sided die. (like now.) Power / Toughness: 2/2 Color: Blue Color Identity: {U} Watermark: None Border Type: Silver-bordered This printing Illustrated by Mark ZugPrinting: Unglued

Checks and Balances

UnCommander: Legal - use with caution View on Gatherer Card Name: Checks and Balances Mana Cost: {2}{U} Converted Mana Cost: 3 Types: Enchanment Rules Text: Cast this spell only if there are three or more players in the game. (Players that have lost are not considered to be in the game.) Whenever a player casts a spell, if each of that player's opponents have at least one card in hand, those opponents, starting from the next opponent in turn order after that player, vote…

Who // What // When // Where // Why

UnCommander: Legal View on Gatherer Card Name: Who Mana Cost: {X}{W} Converted Mana Cost: 1 Types: Instant Rules Text: Target player gains X life. Color: White Color Identity: {W}{U}{B}{R}{G} Watermark: None Border type: Silver-bordered This printing Illustrated by Dan Frazier Printing: Unhinged Card Name: What Mana Cost: {2}{R} Converted Mana Cost: 3 Types: Instant Rules Text: Destroy target artifact. Color: Red Color Identity: {W}{U}{B}{R}{G} Watermark: None Border type: Silver-bordered This printing Illustrated by Dan Frazier Printing: Unhinged Card Name: When Mana Cost: {2}{U} Converted…

Wet Willie of the Damned

UnCommander: Legal View on Gatherer Card Name: Wet Willie of the Damned Mana Cost: {2}{B}{B} Converted Mana Cost: 4 Types: Sorcery Rules Text: Wet Willie of the Damned deals 2½ damage to any target and you gain 2½ life. Color: Black Color Identity: {B} Watermark: None Border Type: Silver-bordered This printing Illustrated by Greg Staples Printing: Unhinged

Water Gun Balloon Game

UnCommander: Legal View on Gatherer Card Name: Water Gun Balloon Game Mana Cost: {2} Converted Mana Cost: 2 Types: Artifact Rules Text: As Water Gun Balloon Game enters the battlefield, define each player's given name. For each player, put a pop! counter on Water Gun Balloon Game with the number attribute "0" and the given name attribute of that player. pop! counters that are put on Water Gun Balloon Game by any means other than Water Gun Balloon Game entering the battlefield have the…

Urza’s Hot Tub

UnCommander: Legal - use with caution View on Gatherer Card Name: Urza's Hot Tub Mana Cost: {2} Converted Mana Cost: 2 Types: Artifact Rules Text: {2}, Discard a card: Search your library for a card that shares a complete word in its name with the name of the discarded card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library. Color: Colorless Color Identity: {C} Watermark: None Border Type: Silver-bordered This printing Illustrated by Stephen TappinPrinting: Unhinged UnCommander Rulings The only words in…

Uktabi Kong

UnCommander: Legal View on Gatherer Card Name: Uktabi Kong Mana Cost: {5}{G}{G}{G} Converted Mana Cost: 8 Types: Creature — Ape Rules Text: Trample When Uktabi Kong enters the battlefield, destroy all artifacts. Tap two untapped Apes you control: Create a 1/1 green Ape creature token. Power / Toughness: 8/8 Color: Green Color Identity: {G} Watermark: None Border Type: Silver-bordered This printing Illustrated by Una Fricker Printing: Unhinged

Toy Boat

UnCommander: Legal View on Gatherer Card Name: Toy Boat Mana Cost: {3} Converted Mana Cost: 3 Types: Artifact Creature — Ship Rules Text: Cumulative upkeep {0} (At the beginning of your upkeep, put an age counter on Toy Boat, then sacrifice it unless you pay {0} for each age counter on it.) Power / Toughness: 3/3 Color: Colorless Color Identity: {C} Watermark: None Border Type: Silver-bordered This printing Illustrated by Lars Grant-West Printing: Unhinged Commentary Toy Boat’s originally printed cumulative upkeep cost is treated…

Topsy Turvy

UnCommander: Legal - use with caution View on Gatherer Card Name: Topsy Turvy Mana Cost: {2}{U} Converted Mana Cost: 3 Types: Enchantment Rules Text: The phases of each player's turn are reversed. (The phases are, in reverse order, ending, postcombat main, combat, precombat main, and beginning.) As long as there are more than two players in the game, the turn order is reversed. Color: Blue Color Identity: {U} Watermark: None Border Type: Silver-bordered This printing Illustrated by Jeff MiracolaPrinting: Unhinged UnCommander Rulings The order…

Togglodyte

UnCommander: Legal View on Gatherer Card Name: Togglodyte Mana Cost: {3} Converted Mana Cost: 3 Types: Artifact Creature — Golem Rules Text: Togglodyte enters the battlefield turned on. Whenever a player casts a spell, turn Togglodyte off if it is on as this ability resolves, or instead turn Togglodyte on if it is off as this ability resolves. As long as Togglodyte is turned off, it can't attack or block, and prevent all damage it would deal. Power / Toughness: 4/4 Color: Colorless Color…

The Fallen Apart

UnCommander: Legal View on Gatherer Card Name: The Fallen Apart Mana Cost: {2}{B}{B} Converted Mana Cost: 4 Types: Creature — Zombie Rules Text: The Fallen Apart enters the battlefield with two arm counters and two leg counters on it. Whenever damage is dealt to The Fallen Apart, remove an arm counter or a leg counter from it. The Fallen Apart can't attack if it has no leg counters on it and can't block if it has no arm counters on it. Power / Toughness:…

Swamp (Unhinged)

UnCommander: Legal View on Gatherer Card Name: Swamp Converted Mana Cost: 0 Types: Basic Land — Swamp Rules Text: ({T}: Add {B}.) Color: Colorless Color Identity: {B} Watermark: None Border Type: Silver-bordered This printing Illustrated by John Avon Printing: Unhinged UnCommander Rulings Note that the border of a card is determined by its original printing, therefore this card is black-bordered.

Supersize

UnCommander: Legal View on Gatherer Card Name: Supersize Mana Cost: {1}{G} Converted Mana Cost: 2 Types: Instant Rules Text: Target creature gets +3½/+3½ until end of turn. Color: Green Color Identity: {G} Watermark: None Border Type: Silver-bordered This printing Illustrated by DiTerlizzi Printing: Unhinged

Smart Ass

UnCommander: Legal View on Gatherer Card Name: Smart Ass Mana Cost: {2}{U} Converted Mana Cost: 3 Types: Creature — Donkey Wizard Rules Text: Whenever Smart Ass attacks, choose a card name. If defending player has no cards with the chosen name in their hand, they may reveal their hand. If they don't reveal their hand, Smart Ass can't be blocked this turn. Power / Toughness: 2½/1 Color: Blue Color Identity: {U} Watermark: None Border Type: Silver-bordered This printing Illustrated by Trevor Hairsine Printing: Unhinged

Six-y Beast

UnCommander: Legal View on Gatherer Card Name: Six-y Beast Mana Cost: {3}{R} Converted Mana Cost: 4 Types: Creature — Beast Rules Text: As Six-y Beast enters the battlefield, you secretly put six or fewer +1/+1 counters on it, then an opponent of your choice guesses the number of counters. If that player guesses correctly, sacrifice Six-y Beast after it enters the battlefield. Power / Toughness: 0/0 Color: Red Color Identity: {R} Watermark: None Border Type: Silver-bordered This printing Illustrated by Anson Maddocks Printing: Unhinged…

Shoe Tree

UnCommander: Legal View on Gatherer Card Name: Shoe Tree Mana Cost: {4}{G} Converted Mana Cost: 5 Types: Creature — Treefolk Rules Text: Shoe Tree enters the battlefield with up to two shoe counters on it. Shoe Tree gets +1/+1 for each shoe counter on it. Power / Toughness: 3/3 Color: Green Color Identity: {G} Watermark: None Border Type: Silver-bordered This printing Illustrated by Francis Tsai Printing: Unhinged

Sauté

UnCommander: Legal View on Gatherer Card Name: Sauté Mana Cost: {1}{R}{R} Converted Mana Cost: 3 Types: Instant Rules Text: Sauté deals 3½ damage to any target. Color: Red Color Identity: {R} Watermark: None Border Type: Silver-bordered This printing Illustrated by Jeff Miracola Printing: Unhinged

S.N.O.T.

UnCommander: Legal View on Gatherer Card Name: S.N.O.T. Mana Cost: {G} Converted Mana Cost: 1 Types: Creature — Ooze Rules Text: You may have S.N.O.T. enter the battlefield combined to another creature named S.N.O.T. (All those creatures form a single combined creature.). S.N.O.T.'s power and toughness are each equal to the square of the number of cards, permanents or constituents named S.N.O.T. which are part of S.N.O.T or the combined creature. (One is a 1/1, two are a 4/4, three are a 9/9, and…

Rod of Spanking

UnCommander: Legal View on Gatherer Card Name: Rod of Spanking Mana Cost: {1} Converted Mana Cost: 1 Types: Artifact Rules Text: {2}, {T}: Rod of Spanking deals 1 damage to target player, then that player may untap Rod of Spanking. Color: Colorless Color Identity: {C} Watermark: None Border Type: Silver-bordered This printing Illustrated by Mark Brill Printing: Unhinged

Rocket-Powered Turbo Slug

UnCommander: Legal View on Gatherer Card Name: Rocket-Powered Turbo Slug Mana Cost: {3}{R} Converted Mana Cost: 4 Types: Creature — Slug Rules Text: Super haste (This may attack the turn before you pay its mana cost. (You may put this card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped and attacking during your declare attackers step. If you do, you lose the game at the beginning of your next turn's end step unless you paid this card's mana cost earlier that turn. You may pay…

Richard Garfield, Ph.D.

UnCommander: Legal - use with caution View on Gatherer Card Name: Richard Garfield, Ph.D. Mana Cost: {3}{U}{U} Converted Mana Cost: 5 Types: Legendary Creature — Human Designer Rules Text: You may play cards as though they were other cards of your choice with the same mana cost. You can't choose a card with the same name as a card previously chosen with this ability. (Reveal the card and name the card you will play it as. Mana cost includes color and other symbols. Lands…