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Erase (Not the Urza’s Legacy One)

Erase (Not the Urza’s Legacy One)

UnCommander: Banned View on Gatherer Card Name: Erase (Not the Urza's Legacy One) Mana Cost: {2}{W} Converted Mana Cost: 3 Types: Instant Rules Text: If you control two or more white permanents that share an artist, you may cast Erase (Not the Urza's Legacy One) without paying its mana cost. Exile target enchantment. Color: White Color Identity: {W} Watermark: None Border Type: Silver-bordered This printing Illustrated by Pete "Yes the Urza's Legacy One" Venters Printing: Unhinged

Eye to Eye

Eye to Eye

UnCommander: Banned View on Gatherer Card Name: Eye to Eye Mana Cost: {2}{B} Converted Mana Cost: 3 Types: Instant Rules Text: You and target creature's controller have a staring contest. If you win, destroy that creature. Color: Black Color Identity: {B} Watermark: None Border Type: Silver-bordered This printing Illustrated by Michael Sutfin Printing: Unhinged

Farewell to Arms

Farewell to Arms

UnCommander: Banned View on Gatherer Card Name: Farewell to Arms Mana Cost: {1}{B}{B} Converted Mana Cost: 3 Types: Enchantment Rules Text: As Farewell to Arms enters the battlefield, choose a hand attached to an opponent's arm. When the chosen hand isn't behind its owner's back, sacrifice Farewell to Arms. If you do, that player discards their hand . . . of cards. (The lawyers wouldn't let us do it the other way.) Color: Black Color Identity: {B} Watermark: None Border Type: Silver-bordered This printing…

Fascist Art Director

Fascist Art Director

UnCommander: Banned View on Gatherer Card Name: Fascist Art Director Mana Cost: {1}{W}{W} Converted Mana Cost: 3 Types: Creature — Human Horror Rules Text: {W}{W}: Fascist Art Director gains protection from the artist of your choice until end of turn. Power / Toughness: 2/2 Color: White Color Identity: {W} Watermark: None Border Type: Silver-bordered This printing Illustrated by Edward P. "Feed Me" Beard, Jr. Printing: Unhinged

First Come, First Served

First Come, First Served

UnCommander: Banned View on Gatherer Card Name: First Come, First Served Mana Cost: {1}{W} Converted Mana Cost: 2 Types: Enchantment Rules Text: Each attacking or blocking creature with the lowest collector number among attacking or blocking creatures has first strike. Color: White Color Identity: {W} Watermark: None Border Type: Silver-bordered This printing Illustrated by Thomas Gianni Printing: Unhinged

Flavor Judge

Flavor Judge

UnCommander: Banned View on Gatherer Card Name: Flavor Judge Mana Cost: {1}{W} Converted Mana Cost: 2 Types: Creature — Bird Advisor Rules Text: {T}: Choose target spell or ability that targets a permanent you control. Then ask a person outside the game if the story of what will happen makes sense. If they say no, sacrifice Flavor Judge and counter that spell or ability. Power / Toughness: 2/2 Color: White Color Identity: {W} Watermark: None Border Type: Silver-bordered This printing Illustrated by Mike BurnsPrinting:…

Framed!

Framed!

UnCommander: Banned View on Gatherer Card Name: Framed! Mana Cost: {1}{U} Converted Mana Cost: 2 Types: Instant Rules Text: Choose an artist. Tap all untapped permanents with art by that artist or untap all tapped permanents with art by that artist. Color: Blue Color Identity: {U} Watermark: None Border Type: Silver-bordered This printing Illustrated by Alan "Don't Feel Like You Have to Pick Me" Pollack Printing: Unhinged

Frazzled Editor

Frazzled Editor

UnCommander: Banned View on Gatherer Card Name: Frazzled Editor Mana Cost: {1}{R} Converted Mana Cost: 2 Types: Creature — Human Advisor Rules Text: Protection from wordy (Something is wordy if it has four or more lines of rules text.) Power / Toughness: 2/2 Color: Red Color Identity: {R} Watermark: None Border Type: Silver-bordered This printing Illustrated by Jim Pavelec Printing: Unhinged Commentary The card has been given UnCommander errata to change the Bureaucrat creature type to Advisor. Other cards originally printed with the Bureaucrat…

Garbage Elemental (a)

Garbage Elemental (a)

UnCommander: Banned View on Gatherer Card Name: Garbage Elemental (a) Mana Cost: {4}{R} Converted Mana Cost: 5 Types: Creature — Elemental Rules Text: Frenzy 2 (Whenever this creature attacks and isn't blocked, it gets +2/+0 until end of turn.) Garbage Elemental (a) can't be blocked by wordy creatures. (A creature is wordy if it has four or more lines of rules text.) Power / Toughness: 2/4 Color: Red Color Identity: {R} Watermark: None Border Type: Silver-bordered This printing Illustrated by Hector Ortiz Printing: Unstable…

Garbage Elemental (e)

Garbage Elemental (e)

UnCommander: Banned View on Gatherer Card Name: # Mana Cost: {4}{R} Converted Mana Cost: 5 Types: Creature — Elemental Rules Text: Unleash (You may have this creature enter the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it. It can't block as long as it has a +1/+1 counter on it.) Each creature you control with any kind of counter on it has art menace. (They can't be blocked except by creatures with two or more visible figures in their art.) Power / Toughness: 4/3 Color:…

Ghazbán Ogress

Ghazbán Ogress

UnCommander: Banned View on Gatherer Card Name: Ghazbán Ogress Mana Cost: {G} Converted Mana Cost: 1 Types: Creature — Ogre Rules Text: When Ghazbán Ogress enters the battlefield, if one player has won more Magic games that day than any other player, that player gains control of Ghazbán Ogress. Power / Toughness: 2/2 Color: Green Color Identity: {G} Watermark: None Border Type: Silver-bordered This printing Illustrated by Mike Raabe Printing: Unglued

Gleemox

Gleemox

UnCommander: Banned Card Name: Gleemox Mana Cost: {0} Converted Mana Cost: 0 Types: Artifact Rules Text: {T}: Add one mana of any color. This card is banned. Color: Colorless Color Identity: {C} Watermark: None Border Type: Black-bordered This printing Illustrated by Dan FrazierPrinting: Unsanctioned UnCommander Rulings We cannot argue with the card's text here. Original Text Gleemox {0} Artifact {T}: Add one mana of any color. This card is banned. MOCTODSDR AZIWTAXAM EELG Illus. Dan Frazier

Goblin Haberdasher

Goblin Haberdasher

UnCommander: Banned View on Gatherer Card Name: Goblin Haberdasher Mana Cost: {2}{R} Converted Mana Cost: 3 Types: Creature — Goblin Hatificer Rules Text: Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.) Other creatures you control wearing hats in their art have menace. Power / Toughness: 2/2 Color: Red Color Identity: {R} Watermark: Goblin Explosioneers Border Type: Silver-bordered This printing Illustrated by Jesper Ejsing Printing: Unstable UnCommander Rulings View this card's Gatherer entry for additional rulings

Goblin S.W.A.T. Team

Goblin S.W.A.T. Team

UnCommander: Banned View on Gatherer Card Name: Goblin S.W.A.T. Team Mana Cost: {3}{R} Converted Mana Cost: 4 Types: Creature — Goblin Warrior Rules Text: Say "Goblin S.W.A.T. Team": Put a +1/+1 counter on Goblin S.W.A.T. Team unless an opponent swats the table within five seconds. Activate this ability only once each turn. Power / Toughness: 2/2 Color: Red Color Identity: {R} Watermark: None Border Type: Silver-bordered This printing Illustrated by Eric Deschamps Printing: Unhinged

Goblin Sleigh Ride

Goblin Sleigh Ride

UnCommander: Banned Card Name: Goblin Sleigh Ride Mana Cost: {1}{R} Converted Mana Cost: 2 Types: Sorcery Rules Text: Target creature you control climbs into Goblin Sleigh Ride. You slide them on their merry way. If the creature stayed on, it deals damage equal to its toughness to each other creature touched during the slide. Color: Red Color Identity: {R} Watermark: None Border Type: Silver-bordered This printing Illustrated by Mark Zug Printing: Happy Holidays 2015 Original Text Goblin Sleigh Ride {1}{R} Sorcery Target creature you…

Gotham City

Gotham City

UnOrthodox suppliment: Banned Card Name: Gotham City Converted Mana Cost: 0 Types: Legendary Land Rules Text: {T}: Exile target attacking creature. When Gotham City leaves the battlefield, return all cards exiled with it to the battlefield under their owners' control. Color: Colorless Color Identity: {C} Watermark: None Border Type: Black-bordered No illustration credit givenPrinting: Hooked on Heroes - InQuest Gamer #83 UnCommander Rulings Gotham City’s activated ability and its last ability are linked. The last ability refers only to cards exiled with its activated…

Granny’s Payback

Granny’s Payback

UnCommander: Banned View on Gatherer Card Name: Granny's Payback Mana Cost: {7}{G} Converted Mana Cost: 8 Types: Sorcery Rules Text: You gain life equal to your age. Color: Green Color Identity: {G} Watermark: None Border Type: Silver-bordered This printing Illustrated by Joel Thomas Printing: Unhinged

Graphic Violence

Graphic Violence

UnCommander: Banned View on Gatherer Card Name: Graphic Violence Mana Cost: {2}{G} Converted Mana Cost: 3 Types: Instant Rules Text: All creatures with art by the artist of your choice get +2/+2 and gain trample until end of turn. Color: Green Color Identity: {G} Watermark: None Border Type: Silver-bordered This printing Illustrated by Wayne "King of" England Printing: Unhinged

Gratuitous Babe Art

Gratuitous Babe Art

UnOrthodox suppliment: Banned Card Name: Gratuitous Babe Art Mana Cost: {1}{G}{G} Converted Mana Cost: 3 Types: Creature — Human Rules Text: During each opponents' turn, all creatures that player controls with males pictured in their art box must attack Gratuitous Babe Art's controller if Gratuitous Babe Art is untapped during the declare attackers step. All creatures with males pictured in their art box that can block Gratitous Babe Art must do so. Power / Toughness: 2/4 Color: Green Color Identity: {G} Watermark: None Border…

Graveyard Busybody

Graveyard Busybody

UnCommander: Banned View on Gatherer Card Name: Graveyard Busybody Mana Cost: {4}{U}{U} Converted Mana Cost: 6 Types: Creature — Human Spy Rules Text: All graveyards are also your graveyards. Graveyard Busybody's power and toughness are each equal to the number of cards with flavor text in your graveyards. Power / Toughness: */* Color: Blue Color Identity: {U} Watermark: Agents of S.N.E.A.K. Border Type: Silver-bordered This printing Illustrated by Bram Sels Printing: Unstable UnCommander Rulings View this card's Gatherer entry for additional rulings

Green Doesn’t Suck Now, Dammit!

Green Doesn’t Suck Now, Dammit!

UnOrthodox suppliment: Banned Card Name: Green Doesn't Suck Now, Dammit! Mana Cost: {G} Converted Mana Cost: 1 Types: Enchantment Rules Text: Green creatures cannot be destroyed, buried, or removed from play. Ever. For any reason. Not even by Wrath of God. Oh, and draw a card. Color: Green Color Identity: {G} Watermark: None Border Type: Black-bordered This printing Illustrated by Phil Foglio Printing: Extra Pulled - The Duelist #22 Original Text Green Doesn’t Suck Now, Dammit! {G} Enchantment Green creatures cannot be destroyed, buried,…

Gus

Gus

UnCommander: Banned View on Gatherer Card Name: Gus Mana Cost: {2}{G} Converted Mana Cost: 3 Types: Creature — Gus Rules Text: Gus enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it for each Magic game you have lost to one of your opponents since you last won a game against them. Power / Toughness: 2/2 Color: Green Color Identity: {G} Watermark: None Border Type: Silver-bordered This printing Illustrated by DiTerlizzi Printing: Unglued

Handcuffs

Handcuffs

UnCommander: Banned View on Gatherer Card Name: Handcuffs Mana Cost: {3}{B}{B} Converted Mana Cost: 5 Types: Enchantment Rules Text: As Handcuffs enters the battlefield, choose a player. When the chosen player's hands aren't touching each other, sacrifice Handcuffs and that player sacrifices three nontoken permanents. Color: Black Color Identity: {B} Watermark: None Border Type: Silver-bordered This printing Illustrated by Jeff Laubenstein Printing: Unglued

Hazmat Suit (Used)

Hazmat Suit (Used)

UnCommander: Banned View on Gatherer Card Name: Hazmat Suit (Used) Mana Cost: {3}{B} Converted Mana Cost: 4 Types: Enchantment — Aura Rules Text: Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +2/+1 and has menace. Whenever a player's skin or fingernail touches enchanted creature, that player loses 2 life. Color: Black Color Identity: {B} Watermark: League of Dastardly Doom Border Type: Silver-bordered This printing Illustrated by Michael Phillippi Printing: Unstable UnCommander Rulings View this card's Gatherer entry for additional rulings

Hot Fix

Hot Fix

UnCommander: Banned View on Gatherer Card Name: Hot Fix Mana Cost: {4}{W}{U} Converted Mana Cost: 6 Types: Sorcery Rules Text: You have ten seconds to look at and rearrange the cards in your library. At the end of those ten seconds, if you're touching one or more of those cards, shuffle your library. Color: White, Blue Color Identity: {W}{U} Watermark: Order of the Widget Border Type: Silver-bordered This printing Illustrated by David Sladek Printing: Unstable UnCommander Rulings View this card's Gatherer entry for additional…

Hurloon Wrangler

Hurloon Wrangler

UnCommander: Banned View on Gatherer Card Name: Hurloon Wrangler Mana Cost: {2}{R} Converted Mana Cost: 3 Types: Creature — Minotaur Rules Text: Denimwalk (This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player is wearing denim.) Power / Toughness: 2/2 Color: Red Color Identity: {R} Watermark: None Border Type: Silver-bordered This printing Illustrated by Kaja Foglio Printing: Unglued

Ineffable Blessing (a)

Ineffable Blessing (a)

UnCommander: Banned View on Gatherer Card Name: Ineffable Blessing (a) Mana Cost: {1}{G} Converted Mana Cost: 2 Types: Enchantment Rules Text: As Ineffable Blessing (a) enters the battlefield, choose Flavorful or Bland. • Flavorful — Whenever a creature with flavor text enters the battlefield under your control, draw a card. • Bland — Whenever a creature without flavor text enters the battlefield under your control, draw a card. Color: Green Color Identity: {G} Watermark: None Border Type: Silver-bordered This printing Illustrated by Milivoj Ćeran…

Ineffable Blessing (b)

Ineffable Blessing (b)

UnCommander: Banned View on Gatherer Card Name: Ineffable Blessing (b) Mana Cost: {1}{G} Converted Mana Cost: 2 Types: Enchantment Rules Text: As Ineffable Blessing (b) enters the battlefield, choose an artist. Whenever a creature with art by the chosen artist enters the battlefield under your control, draw a card. Color: Green Color Identity: {G} Watermark: None Border Type: Silver-bordered This printing Illustrated by Milivoj Ćeran Printing: Unstable UnCommander Rulings Note that the Ineffable Blessing cards have different names on the Gatherer database, so count…

Ineffable Blessing (d)

Ineffable Blessing (d)

UnCommander: Banned View on Gatherer Card Name: Ineffable Blessing (d) Mana Cost: {1}{G} Converted Mana Cost: 2 Types: Enchantment Rules Text: As Ineffable Blessing (d) enters the battlefield, choose a rarity. Whenever a creature with the chosen rarity enters the battlefield under your control, draw a card. Color: Green Color Identity: {G} Watermark: None Border Type: Silver-bordered This printing Illustrated by Milivoj Ćeran Printing: Unstable UnCommander Rulings Note that the Ineffable Blessing cards have different names on the Gatherer database, so count as different…

Ineffable Blessing (e)

Ineffable Blessing (e)

UnCommander: Banned View on Gatherer Card Name: Ineffable Blessing (e) Mana Cost: {1}{G} Converted Mana Cost: 2 Types: Enchantment Rules Text: As Ineffable Blessing (e) enters the battlefield, choose odd or even. Whenever a creature with a collector number of the chosen value enters the battlefield under your control, draw a card. Color: Green Color Identity: {G} Watermark: None Border Type: Silver-bordered This printing Illustrated by Milivoj Ćeran Printing: Unstable UnCommander Rulings Note that the Ineffable Blessing cards have different names on the Gatherer…

Ineffable Blessing (f)

Ineffable Blessing (f)

UnCommander: Banned View on Gatherer Card Name: Ineffable Blessing (f) Mana Cost: {1}{G} Converted Mana Cost: 2 Types: Enchantment Rules Text: As Ineffable Blessing (f) enters the battlefield, choose a number. Whenever a creature with exactly the chosen number of words in its name enters the battlefield under your control, draw a card. (Hyphenated words are one word.) Color: Green Color Identity: {G} Watermark: None Border Type: Silver-bordered This printing Illustrated by Milivoj Ćeran Printing: Unstable UnCommander Rulings Note that the Ineffable Blessing cards…

Infiltrate the Ranks

Infiltrate the Ranks

UnOrthodox suppliment: Banned Card Name: Infiltrate the Ranks Types: Secret Quest Text: Task: Flip this card face-up when an opponent takes control of a creature that you own. You must then regain control of that creature. Reward: Continuous. At the beginning of your opponent's draw phase, you may look at the top two cards of his or her library and put one of them on the bottom of his or her library. DC Comics Printing: System Shock - InQuest #37 It is unclear how…

Iron Man

Iron Man

UnOrthodox supplement: Banned Card Name: Iron Man Mana Cost: {5} Converted Mana Cost: 5 Types: Artifact Creature — Construct Rules Text: Trample When Iron Man is put into a graveyard from anywhere, rip up this card and remove the pieces from the game. Power / Toughness: 6/4 Color: Colorless Color Identity: {C} Watermark: None Border Type: Silver-bordered This printing Illustrated by Matthew WilsonPrinting: Unglued 2: The Obligatory Sequel Original Text Iron Man {5} Artifact Creature Trample When Iron Man goes to the graveyard, rip…

Islands

Islands

UnOrthodox supplement: Banned Card Name: Islands Converted Mana Cost: 0 Types: Land Rules Text: {T}: Add {U}. Color: Colorless Color Identity: {U} Watermark: None Border Type: Black-bordered This printing Illustrated by Mark Poole Printing: Fantasy card - Duelist #10 Original Text Islands Land Tap to add {U} to your mana pool. Illus. © Mark Poole Commentary This fantasy card was made at a point where basic lands had no basic supertype or basic land types to distinguish themselves, so it is difficult to say…

It That Gets Left Hanging

It That Gets Left Hanging

UnCommander: Banned View on Gatherer Card Name: It That Gets Left Hanging Mana Cost: {5}{R} Converted Mana Cost: 6 Types: Creature — Elemental Horror Rules Text: When It That Gets Left Hanging enters the battlefield, ask a person outside the game to high-five you. If they won't, It That Gets Left Hanging gains haste until end of turn. Power / Toughness: 5/4 Color: Red Color Identity: {R} Watermark: League of Dastardly Doom Border Type: Silver-bordered This printing Illustrated by Jesper Ejsing Printing: Unstable UnCommander…

Itchy // Scratchy

Itchy // Scratchy

UnOrthodox suppliment: Banned Card Name: Itchy Mana Cost: {R}{R} Converted Mana Cost: 2 Types: Instant Rules Text: Rip target card in half if its card raritiy is common. Exile that card. Color: Red Color Identity: {R}{W} Watermark: None No illustrator credit given Printing: Crank Up the Toons - InQuest Gamer #80 Card Name: Scratchy Mana Cost: {W} Converted Mana Cost: 1 Types: Instant Rules Text: If target creature would receive lethal damage this turn, or a source of damage would cause a player to…

Jared, Submarine Titan

Jared, Submarine Titan

UnOrthodox suppliment: Banned Card Name: Jared, Submarine Titan Mana Cost: {3}{W}{W}{W} Converted Mana Cost: 6 Types: Legendary Creature — Human Rules Text: Whenever Jared, Submarine Titan goes off the Subway diet, it gets +0/+7 until end of turn. {W}: Target sandwich gains the topping of your choice until end of turn. (The toppings are lettuce, tomato, onion, cucumber, pickle, black olive, green pepper, banana pepper, and jalapeño pepper.) Power / Toughness: 4/4 Color: White Color Identity: {W} Watermark: None Border Type: Black-bordered This printing…

Jeopardy

Jeopardy

UnOrthodox supplement: Banned Card Name: Jeopardy Mana Cost: {2}{U} Converted Mana Cost: 3 Types: Enchantment Rules Text: Players are reminded to speak in the form of a question. At the beginning of each end step, each player who didn't speak only in questions that turn gets two poison counters. Color: Blue Color Identity: {U} Watermark: None Border Type: Silver-bordered This printing Illustrated by Phil FoglioPrinting: Unglued 2: The Obligatory Sequel Original Text Jeopardy {2}{U} Enchantment Players are reminded to speak in the form of…

Juzám Djinn (Experienced)

Juzám Djinn (Experienced)

UnOrthodox suppliment: Banned Card Name: Juzám Djinn (Experienced) Mana Cost: {2}{B}{B} Converted Mana Cost: 4 Types: Creature — Djinn Rules Text: EXPERIENCED At the beginning of your upkeep, Juzám Djinn deals 1 damage to you. Whenever Juzám Djinn deals combat damage to a creature, put a doom counter on Juzám Djinn at end of combat. Remove a doom counter from Juzám Djinn: Juzám Djinn gains your choice of either first strike, flying, or trample until end of turn. Power / Toughness: 5/5 Color: Black…

Keeper of the Sacred Word

Keeper of the Sacred Word

UnCommander: Banned View on Gatherer Card Name: Keeper of the Sacred Word Mana Cost: {2}{G} Converted Mana Cost: 3 Types: Creature — Human Druid Rules Text: As Keeper of the Sacred Word enters the battlefield, choose a word. Whenever an opponent says the chosen word, Keeper of the Sacred Word gets +3/+3 until end of turn. Power / Toughness: 2/3 Color: Green Color Identity: {G} Watermark: None Border Type: Silver-bordered This printing Illustrated by Dany Orizio Printing: Unhinged

Keeper of the Secret Lair

Keeper of the Secret Lair

UnCommander: Banned Card Name: Keeper of the Secret Lair Mana Cost: {1}{U} Converted Mana Cost: 2 Types: Legendary Creature — Merfolk Rogue Rules Text: Flash You may cast Secret Lair spells as though they had flash. Secret Lair spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. Power / Toughness: 2/1 Color: Blue Color Identity: {U} Watermark: None Border Type: Black-bordered This printing Illustrated by Brigitte RokaPrinting: 2019 Heroes of the Realm UnCommander Rulings Information on Secret Lair cards can be found here. Original Text…

Kerraii

Kerraii

UnOrthodox suppliment: Banned Card Name: Kerraii Mana Cost: {1}{B}{G} Converted Mana Cost: 3 Types: Legendary Creature — Elf Warrior Rules Text: When Kerraii enters the battlefield, choose any number. Kerraii gets +X/+X, where X is the chosen number. Place a number of spell counters on Kerraii equal to the chosen number. Spells you cast cost {1} more to cast for every spell counter on Keraii. When you cast a spell, remove all spell counters from Kerraii. Power / Toughness: 0/0 Color: Black, Green Color…

Kill! Destroy!

Kill! Destroy!

UnCommander: Banned View on Gatherer Card Name: Kill! Destroy! Mana Cost: {1}{B}{B} Converted Mana Cost: 3 Types: Instant Rules Text: Destroy target nonblack creature. Gotcha — If an opponent says "kill" or "destroy," you may say "Gotcha" When you do, return Kill Destroy from your graveyard to your hand. Color: Black Color Identity: {B} Watermark: None Border Type: Silver-bordered This printing Illustrated by Corey D. Macourek Printing: Unhinged

Kindslaver

Kindslaver

UnCommander: Banned View on Gatherer Card Name: Kindslaver Mana Cost: {5} Converted Mana Cost: 5 Types: Legendary Artifact Rules Text: {5}, {T}, Sacrifice Kindslaver: A person outside the game controls target player during that player's next turn. Neither player may advise that person until the end of that turn. Color: Colorless Color Identity: {C} Watermark: None Border Type: Silver-bordered This printing Illustrated by Zoltan Boros Printing: Unstable UnCommander Rulings View this card's Gatherer entry for additional rulings

Knight of the Kitchen Sink (b)

Knight of the Kitchen Sink (b)

UnCommander: Banned View on Gatherer Card Name: Knight of the Kitchen Sink (b) Mana Cost: {W}{W} Converted Mana Cost: 2 Types: Artifact Creature — Cyborg Knight Rules Text: First strike, protection from even collector numbers (Nothing with an even collector number can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to this creature.) Power / Toughness: 2/2 Color: White Color Identity: {W} Watermark: None Border Type: Silver-bordered This printing Illustrated by Mark A. Nelson Printing: Unstable UnCommander Rulings Note that the Knight of the Kitchen…

Knight of the Kitchen Sink (c)

Knight of the Kitchen Sink (c)

UnCommander: Banned View on Gatherer Card Name: Knight of the Kitchen Sink (c) Mana Cost: {W}{W} Converted Mana Cost: 2 Types: Artifact Creature — Cyborg Knight Rules Text: First strike, protection from loose lips (Nothing with an open mouth in its artwork can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to this creature.) Power / Toughness: 2/2 Color: White Color Identity: {W} Watermark: Order of the Widget Border Type: Silver-bordered This printing Illustrated by Mark A. Nelson Printing: Unstable UnCommander Rulings Note that the…

Knight of the Kitchen Sink (d)

Knight of the Kitchen Sink (d)

UnCommander: Banned View on Gatherer Card Name: Knight of the Kitchen Sink (d) Mana Cost: {W}{W} Converted Mana Cost: 2 Types: Artifact Creature — Cyborg Knight Rules Text: First strike, protection from odd collector numbers (Nothing with an odd collector number can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to this creature.) Power / Toughness: 2/2 Color: White Color Identity: {W} Watermark: Order of the Widget Border Type: Silver-bordered This printing Illustrated by Mark A. Nelson Printing: Unstable UnCommander Rulings Note that the Knight…

Knight of the Kitchen Sink (e)

Knight of the Kitchen Sink (e)

UnCommander: Banned View on Gatherer Card Name: Knight of the Kitchen Sink (e) Mana Cost: {W}{W} Converted Mana Cost: 2 Types: Artifact Creature — Cyborg Knight Rules Text: First strike, protection from two-word names (Nothing with exactly two words in its name can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to this creature. Hyphenated words are one word.) Power / Toughness: 2/2 Color: White Color Identity: {W} Watermark: Order of the Widget Border Type: Silver-bordered This printing Illustrated by Mark A. Nelson Printing: Unstable…

Ladies’ Knight

Ladies’ Knight

UnCommander: Banned View on Gatherer Card Name: Ladies' Knight Mana Cost: {3}{W} Converted Mana Cost: 4 Types: Creature — Human Knight Rules Text: Flying Spells cast by players wearing at least one item of women's clothing cost {1} less to cast. (You can define women's clothing as you see fit. Be reasonable.) Power / Toughness: 2/2 Color: White Color Identity: {W} Watermark: None Border Type: Silver-bordered This printing Illustrated by Ron Spears Printing: Unhinged

Landfill

Landfill

UnCommander: Banned View on Gatherer Card Name: Landfill Mana Cost: {4}{R} Converted Mana Cost: 5 Types: Sorcery Rules Text: Choose a land type. Exile all lands you control of that type. Drop those cards, one at a time, onto the playing area from a height of at least one foot. Destroy each permanent completely covered by those cards. Then return the cards you dropped to the battlefield tapped. Color: Red Color Identity: {R} Watermark: None Border Type: Silver-bordered This printing Illustrated by Daren Bader…