Dexterity or card arrangement Archives

Boomstacker

UnCommander: Banned View on Gatherer Card Name: Boomstacker Mana Cost: {2}{R} Converted Mana Cost: 3 Types: Creature — Goblin Artificer Rules Text: As Boomstacker enters the battlefield and whenever it attacks, stack two dice on top of it. (All dice must be stacked vertically, one on top of another.) Boomstacker gets +1/+1 for each die in its stack. Boomstacker attacks each combat if able. When the stack falls, sacrifice Boomstacker. Power / Toughness: 0/0 Color: Red Color Identity: {R} Watermark: None Border Type: Silver-bordered…

Chaos Confetti

UnCommander: Banned View on Gatherer Card Name: Chaos Confetti Mana Cost: {4} Converted Mana Cost: 4 Types: Artifact Rules Text: {4}, {T}: Tear Chaos Confetti into pieces. Throw the pieces onto the battlefield from a distance of at least five feet. Destroy each permanent that a piece touches. Remove the pieces from the game. Color: Colorless Color Identity: {C} Watermark: None Border Type: Silver-bordered This printing Illustrated by Mark Tedin Printing: Unglued

Charm School

UnCommander: Banned View on Gatherer Card Name: Charm School Mana Cost: {2}{W} Converted Mana Cost: 3 Types: Enchantment Rules Text: As Charm School enters the battlefield, choose a color and balance Charm School on your head. Prevent all damage that would be dealt to you by sources of the chosen color. When Charm School falls off your head, sacrifice Charm School. Color: White Color Identity: {W} Watermark: None Border Type: Silver-bordered This printing Illustrated by Kaja Foglio Printing: Unglued

Cheatyface

UnCommander: Banned View on Gatherer Card Name: Cheatyface Mana Cost: {U}{U}{U} Converted Mana Cost: 3 Types: Creature — Efreet Rules Text: If Cheatyface is in your hand, you may sneak Cheatyface onto the battlefield. If an opponent catches you right away, that player may exile Cheatyface. Flying Power / Toughness: 2/2 Color: Blue Color Identity: {U} Watermark: None Border Type: Silver-bordered This printing Illustrated by Doug Chaffee Printing: Unhinged

Clay Pigeon

UnCommander: Banned View on Gatherer Card Name: Clay Pigeon Mana Cost: {3} Converted Mana Cost: 3 Types: Artifact Creature — Bird Rules Text: Flying {1}, Throw Clay Pigeon into the air at least two feet above your head while seated: If you catch Clay Pigeon with one hand, prevent all damage a source of your choice would deal to you this turn and tap Clay Pigeon. Otherwise, sacrifice it. Power / Toughness: 1/1 Color: Colorless Color Identity: {C} Watermark: None Border Type: Silver-bordered This…

Cramped Bunker

UnCommander: Banned View on Gatherer Card Name: Cramped Bunker Mana Cost: {4}{R}{G} Converted Mana Cost: 6 Types: Enchantment Rules Text: At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, that player moves a permanent they control to touch Cramped Bunker and no other permanents. If the player can't, destroy each permanent they control that isn't touching Cramped Bunker, then sacrifice it. Color: Red, Green Color Identity: {R}{G} Watermark: None Border Type: Silver-bordered This printing Illustrated by Ben Wootten Printing: Unstable UnCommander Rulings View this card's Gatherer…

Entirely Normal Armchair

UnCommander: Banned View on Gatherer Card Name: Entirely Normal Armchair Mana Cost: None Converted Mana Cost: 0 Types: Artifact Rules Text: During your turn, if Entirely Normal Armchair is in your hand, you may hide it on the battlefield. {0}: Return Entirely Normal Armchair to its owner's hand. Only any opponent may activate this ability and only if they see Entirely Normal Armchair. {2}, Sacrifice Entirely Normal Armchair: Destroy target attacking creature. Color: Colorless Color Identity: {C} Watermark: League of Dastardly Doom Border Type:…

Goblin Sleigh Ride

UnCommander: Banned Card Name: Goblin Sleigh Ride Mana Cost: {1}{R} Converted Mana Cost: 2 Types: Sorcery Rules Text: Target creature you control climbs into Goblin Sleigh Ride. You slide them on their merry way. If the creature stayed on, it deals damage equal to its toughness to each other creature touched during the slide. Color: Red Color Identity: {R} Watermark: None Border Type: Silver-bordered This printing Illustrated by Mark Zug Printing: Happy Holidays 2015 Original Text Goblin Sleigh Ride {1}{R} Sorcery Target creature you…

Landfill

UnCommander: Banned View on Gatherer Card Name: Landfill Mana Cost: {4}{R} Converted Mana Cost: 5 Types: Sorcery Rules Text: Choose a land type. Exile all lands you control of that type. Drop those cards, one at a time, onto the playing area from a height of at least one foot. Destroy each permanent completely covered by those cards. Then return the cards you dropped to the battlefield tapped. Color: Red Color Identity: {R} Watermark: None Border Type: Silver-bordered This printing Illustrated by Daren Bader…

Ol’ Buzzbark

UnCommander: Banned View on Gatherer Card Name: Ol' Buzzbark Mana Cost: {X}{R}{G} Converted Mana Cost: 2 Types: Legendary Creature — Goblin Warrior Rules Text: When Ol' Buzzbark enters the battlefield, roll X six-sided dice onto the battlefield from a height of at least X inches. For each die, put a number of +1/+1 counters equal to the result on each creature you control that die is touching. For each die, Ol' Buzzbark deals damage equal to the result to each creature an opponent controls…

Orcish Paratroopers

UnCommander: Banned View on Gatherer Card Name: Orcish Paratroopers Mana Cost: {2}{R} Converted Mana Cost: 3 Types: Creature — Orc Paratrooper Rules Text: When Orcish Paratroopers enters the battlefield, flip it from a height of at least one foot. Sacrifice Orcish Paratroopers unless it turns over completely at least once during the flip and lands face up. Power / Toughness: 4/4 Color: Red Color Identity: {R} Watermark: None Border Type: Silver-bordered This printing Illustrated by Matt Thompson Printing: Unhinged

Order Orb

UnOrthodox suppliment: Banned Card Name: Order Orb Mana Cost: {2} Converted Mana Cost: 2 Types: Artifact Rules Text: {1},{T}, Sacrifice Order Orb: Target opponent must place all cards in your graveyard side-by-side on the table. Flip Order Orb 360° from a height of exactly one foot above the table. Any of the placed graveyard cards it touches are returned to your hand. (The rest stay in your graveyard. Put them back in the normal graveyard pile.) Color: Colorless Color Identity: {C} Watermark: None Border…

Phyrexian Librarian

UnCommander: Banned View on Gatherer Card Name: Phyrexian Librarian Mana Cost: {3}{B} Converted Mana Cost: 4 Types: Creature — Horror Rules Text: Flying, trample At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top card of your library and balance it on your body. When a balanced card falls or touches another balanced card, sacrifice Phyrexian Librarian. Power / Toughness: 3/3 Color: Black Color Identity: {B} Watermark: None Border Type: Silver-bordered This printing Illustrated by Kev Walker Printing: Unhinged

Pointy Finger of Doom

UnCommander: Banned View on Gatherer Card Name: Pointy Finger of Doom Mana Cost: {4} Converted Mana Cost: 4 Types: Artifact Rules Text: {3}, {T}: Spin Pointy Finger of Doom in the middle of the table so that it rotates completely at least once, then destroy the closest permanent the finger points to. Color: Colorless Color Identity: {C} Watermark: None Border Type: Silver-bordered This printing Illustrated by Martina Pilcerova Printing: Unhinged

Slaying Mantis

UnCommander: Banned View on Gatherer Card Name: Slaying Mantis Mana Cost: {5}{G}{G} Converted Mana Cost: 7 Types: Creature — Insect Wrestler Rules Text: Just a second (As long as this spell is on the stack, players can't move cards on the battlefield.) Slaying Mantis enters the battlefield by being thrown from a distance of at least three feet.When Slaying Mantis enters the battlefield, it fights each creature an opponent controls that it touched as it entered. Power / Toughness: 6/6 Color: Green Color Identity:…

Volrath’s Motion Sensor

UnCommander: Banned View on Gatherer Card Name: Volrath's Motion Sensor Mana Cost: {B} Converted Mana Cost: 1 Types: Enchantment — Aura Rules Text: Enchant player As Volrath's Motion Sensor enters the battlefield, choose one of enchanted player's hands. That player balances Volrath's Motion Sensor on the back of that hand. When Volrath's Motion Sensor falls off the chosen hand, sacrifice Volrath's Motion Sensor and enchanted player loses 3 life. Color: Black Color Identity: {B} Watermark: None Border Type: Silver-bordered This printing Illustrated by Mark…