Some Fat Pants

UnOrthodox supplement: Banned

Card Name:

Some Fat Pants

Mana Cost:

{2}{W}

Converted Mana Cost:

3

Types:

Enchantment — Aura

Rules Text:

Enchant creature

Enchanted creature gets +2/+6.

We recommend you speak in the third person.

Whenever you don’t speak in the third person, sacrifice Some Fat Pants. (If you don’t know what third person is, get a dictionary.)

Color:

White

Color Identity:

{W}

Watermark:

None

Border Type:

Silver-bordered

This printing Illustrated by Phil Foglio
Printing: Unglued 2: The Obligatory Sequel

Some Fat Pants
{2}{W}
Enchant Creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+6.
We recommend you speak in the third person.
Whenever you don’t speak in the third person, sacrifice Some Fat Pants. (If you don’t know what third person is, get a dictionary.)