UnOrthodox suppliment: Legal

Card Name:

Kill Me Now, Please

Mana Cost:

{2}{B}{B}

Converted Mana Cost:

4

Types:

Enchantment

Rules Text:

At the beginning of each opponent’s upkeep, Kill Me Now, Please deals 2 damage to all opponents.

When Kill Me Now, Please leaves the battlefield, each opponent draws two cards.

Color:

Black

Color Identity:

{B}

Watermark:

None

Border Type:

Black-bordered

This printing Illustrated by Lew Sehr
Printing: Extra Pulled – The Duelist #27

Kill Me Now, Please
{2}{B}{B}
Enchantment
During each opponent’s upkeep phase, Kill Me Now, Please deals 2 damage to all opponents.
When KMN,P leaves play, all opponents draw two cards.

While some invite disaster, a select few draw it a map.
Illus. Lew Sehr © 1993-1998 Wizards of the Coast, Inc.

A true Commander card. I have the sneaking suspicion that the illustrator may be working under a pseudonym.
-Hamster