UnOrthodox suppliment: Legal

Card Name:

Squee, Goblin Piss Boy

Mana Cost:

{2}{R}

Converted Mana Cost:

3

Types:

Legendary Creature — Goblin

Rules Text:

While an opponent is choosing targets from any source, that player must choose Squee, Goblin Piss Boy for as many of those targets as possible.

Power / Toughness:

0/2

Color:

Red

Color Identity:

{R}

Watermark:

None

Border Type:

Black-bordered

This printing Illustrated by Allen G. Douglas
Printing: Magic’s X-Files – InQuest Gamer #62

UnCommander Rulings

If there are two or more targets from a spell or ability an opponent controls that cannot all target Squee, the controller of that spell or ability chooses at least one of those targets to target Squee, and may choose the targets of the other targets normally.

Squee, Goblin Piss Boy
{2}{R}
Creature — Goblin Legend
As long as Squee is in play, whenever your opponent declares a target for a spell or effect, it targets Squee instead.
0/2

“It’s good to be the Evincar.” — Crovax, Evincar of Rath
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