Mirri’s Sexy Lifeless Corpse

UnOrthodox suppliment: Legal

Card Name:

Mirri’s Sexy Lifeless Corpse

Mana Cost:

{1}{G}{G}

Converted Mana Cost:

3

Types:

Enchantment — Aura

Rules Text:

Enchant Creature

Fading 8 (This enchantment enters the battlefield with eight fade counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a fade counter from it. If you can’t, sacrifice it.)

At the beginning of enchanted creature’s controller’s upkeep, that player sacrifices it, draws cards equal to its power then attaches Mirri’s Sexy Lifeless Corpse to target creature of their choice controlled by one of their opponents.

Color:

Green

Color Identity:

{G}

Watermark:

None

Border Type:

Black-bordered

This printing Illustrated by Allen G. Douglas
Printing: Magic’s X-Files – InQuest Gamer #62

UnCommander Rulings

If there isn’t a legal creature to attach Mirri’s Sexy Lifeless Corpse after the enchanted creature is sacrificed, Mirri’s Sexy Lifeless Corpse is put into its owner’s graveyard as a state-based action.

Mirri’s Sexy Lifeless Corpse
{1}{G}{G}
Enchant Creature
Fading 8
Attach Mirri’s Sexy Lifeless Corpse to target creature. During owner’s upkeep, creature’s controller sacrifices creature and draws cards equal to its power, then targets opponent’s creature with Mirri’s Sexy Lifeless Corpse. If opponent has no creatures in play, sacrifice enchantment.

“Momma always said I had a date with death.” — Name Withheld by Request
Illus. Allen G. Douglas © 1993-1999 Wizards of the Coast, Inc. 258/350