Card Name:
Bureaucracy
Mana Cost:
Converted Mana Cost:
5
Types:
Enchantment
Rules Text:
Pursuant to subsection 3.1(4) of Richard’s Rules of Order, at the beginning of the upkeep of each participant in this game of the Magic: The Gathering® trading card game (hereafter known as “PLAYER”), that PLAYER performs all actions in the sequence of previously added actions (hereafter known as “ACTION QUEUE”), in the order those actions were added, then adds another action to the end of the ACTION QUEUE. All actions must be simple physical or verbal actions that a player can perform while sitting in a chair, without jeopardizing the health and security of said PLAYER.When any PLAYER does not perform all the prescribed actions in the correct order, sacrifice Bureaucracy and said PLAYER discards their complement of cards in hand (hereafter known as “HAND”).
Color:
Blue
Color Identity:
Watermark:
None
Border Type
Silver-bordered
This printing Illustrated by Mark Zug
Printing: Unglued
This card is simply a lost cause, due to the plethora of physical, meta, and memory issues it causes. This card is completely at odds with regular Magic and due to the nature of the joke it would be an absolute pain to write errata text for it.