UnOrthodox suppliment: Banned
Card Name:
Chip, Squirrel God
Mana Cost:
Converted Mana Cost:
7
Types:
Legendary Creature — Squirrel God
Rules Text:
All other creatures are squirrels. (This effect replaces any other creature types they had.)
Prevent all damage squirrels would deal to players, planeswalkers or other squirrels.
When Chip, Squirrel God dies, the player with the most squirrels on the battlefield wins the game.
Power / Toughness:
1/9
Color:
Green
Color Identity:
Watermark:
None
Border Type:
Black-bordered
This printing Illustrated by Barney Wilson
Printing: Weird Science – InQuest Gamer #96
Chip, Squirrel God
{5}{G}{G}
Creature — Squirrel Legend
All creatures currently in play become squirrels. Squirrels deal no damage to players or other squirrels. Whoever has the most squirrels in play when Chip, Squirrel God, goes to the graveyard wins the game.
1/9
“Behold my nuts. And know that I am your god.”
Created by Barney Wilson © 1993-2000 Wizards of the Coast, Inc. 300/350
The original text of this card is unclear on whether all creatures on the battlefield become squirrels, or whether the effect only applies to creatures on the battlefield when Chip entered the battlefield. A straightforward global static ability seemed the best solution.
-Hamster