UnOrthodox suppliment: Legal

Card Name:

Wall of Ass

Mana Cost:

{1}{W}{W}

Converted Mana Cost:

3

Types:

Creature — Donkey Wall

Rules Text:

Defender

Whenever Wall of Ass blocks, put a gas counter on it.

During each untap step, creatures with power less than the number of gas counters on Wall of Ass do not untap during that untap step.

Power / Toughness:

0/7

Color:

White

Color Identity:

{W}

Watermark:

None

Border Type:

Black-bordered

This printing Illustrated by Allen G. Douglas
Printing: Magic’s X-Files – InQuest Gamer #62

Wall of Ass
{1}{W}{W}
Creature — Wall
Whenever Wall of Ass blocks, put a gas counter on it. During each player’s untap phase, creatures with power less than the number of counters on Wall of Ass do not untap.
0/7

“Whoever smelt it, dealt it.” — Bjorngar, Ramosian Private
Illus. Allen G. Douglas © 1997 Wizards of the Coast, Inc.